Come to your house and rip you off
I am an arrogant asshole who overcharges for my ametuerish work....I'll talk incessantly and then charge for the time I bored you with ramblings about my crappy golf game.... Call me and you will be sure to have to call a real professional to come over and fix my work
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Interview Q&A
How long have you been in business?
Since a crow shit me on a fencepost and the sun hatched me
What is your primary product or service?
Giving rim jobs to transvestites
How did you first become interested in your line of business? (if owner) - What is your background? (If owner or store manager)
When I found I could go into peoples homes and gouge their checkbooks
How do you differentiate yourself from other businesses in your category and area?
I am completely incapable as they may know what they are actually doing
How many locations do you have and do you have plans to expand?
I have one location....A little 4'X3' shed in the backyard of my tar paper shack
Provide detailed directions to your location
I don't reveal this information due to I like to sleep at night
Which areas do you service?
All body parts on the male anatomy
Who owns your company or runs daily operations?
My transvestite looking wife
What are your hours of operation?
Any hour you have your checkbook open for me to come and give an inflated estimate and then do a half ass job